You know how I mentioned a few days ago that I have such wonderful skin? Well, due to my bragging I am developing what will surely be one of the decade’s largest zits (everything is bigger in Texas!) It is still in the subterranean stage, but I can feel it growing in strength and power. It should burst forth in all its nasty glory in a few days. My pale skin only accentuates the redness, so I will appear to have a large neon light on my chin. If you happen to see me, please avert your eyes. Many thanks.