I love Etsy. (In case you’ve been living under a rock, it’s a huge site for selling handmade things. Like the world’s biggest craft fair.) I have bought so many cute things from Etsy sellers (who are fantastically nice, by the way). But I have also seen some incredibly strange things. Things that are downright perplexing.
Your husband probably wants this necklace. Won’t it be a hit at his next P.P.I. with the Bishop?
Here are some baby socks that cost $4.00. They are “tie-dyed”. Or, as I like to call it, “whites accidentally washed with darks”.
I have no doubt you’ll be the talk of Thanksgiving dinner with this lovely showpiece on your head. (Sorry folks, this listing is just for the pattern. You’ll have to spend 70 hours crocheting it yourself. That’s a lot of work just to get a chuckle out of Uncle Bill.)