Today’s ludicrous headline

This is almost too incredible to be believed, but it is true:  

Porn industry seeks federal bailout

The best part of the article?  Larry Flynt’s quote that “People are too depressed to be sexually active. This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”

(You know Americans; spending their money foolishly on cars and houses.)

Larry, Larry, Larry. I don’t know if you are aware of this, but it’s possible to have sex for free. That’s right! Free! No porn DVDs necessary.  

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7 thoughts on “Today’s ludicrous headline

  1. Now that is classic. Of all the careers I thought that the porn stars were the last ones that would seek some kind of government help, what can we expect next? This is really funny I am glad that you posted it.

  2. That is hilarious! I guess it doesn’t hurt to ask for the $~ you never know, right?! CRAZY!!!

    Would he show up naked to Capitol Hill for the Senate Hearings? EW. Sorry for the visual.

  3. Love it! Love it! What would the world be without porn? Oh, my gosh—maybe the 1940’s? Now, that wouldn’t be so bad…

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