This is almost too incredible to be believed, but it is true:
Porn industry seeks federal bailout
The best part of the article? Larry Flynt’s quote that “People are too depressed to be sexually active. This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”
(You know Americans; spending their money foolishly on cars and houses.)
Larry, Larry, Larry. I don’t know if you are aware of this, but it’s possible to have sex for free. That’s right! Free! No porn DVDs necessary.