Confessions of things I have done recently:
I found weevils in my flour, but didn’t throw it out until after I used it to make waffles for my kids.
York: “What are these little black specks in my waffles?”
Me: “Oh, just some burnt stuff that was stuck to the waffle iron.”
I gave away every My Little Pony-related object to Goodwill last Saturday. Without telling my daughter, the pony owner.
I didn’t feel like listening to India’s piano lesson last week so I sat in the car and painted my toenails instead.
I also told India’s piano teacher that we’re going to be taking a break from piano for a while. Really I just don’t have the nerve to tell her that she’s a crummy teacher and we’re going to somebody else.
I found a Victoria’s Secret catalog in my boys’ bathroom (you know what that means, right? Please don’t make me spell it out for you.) My first thought was, “phew! at least one of them is heterosexual!”