You guys, all this week I’ve been trying on jeans. I used to not mind trying on jeans. They were just another pair of pants. But things aren’t so good now. I’m especially dreading the oncoming return of skinny jeans because they do not do my extremely hourglass figure (i.e. big ol’ hips) any favors.
Do you know what kind of jeans I ended up with? The ones with the built-in tummy panel.
But not nearly as gross as my “mom pooch” busting out of my pants.
So there you go.