This is my review of the new movie Inception:
Also, Ellen Page must be a very tiny woman. Like the size of an eight-year-old. And Marion Cotillard looks about eight jillion times better than she did in La Vie en Rose. I kept hoping those two would get in a fight. Why are there no good girl fights in movies? Except in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. That had great fights. I loved that movie. I did not love Inception. It’s fine, but I thought it was just trying too hard to be all mind-bendy.