Do you think it would be weird if I paid a masseuse to scratch my back the whole time? There’s nothing I love more than a good scratch. She can use a hairbrush or fingernails. It’s all wonderful.
Honestly, it feels a little weird and sordid to request something like that. Like I’m asking the masseuse to suck my toes. But man, oh man, does a scratch feel goooood. I’ll take it over a massage any day.
PS. Happy birthday to one of my top favorite people of all time: my sister Arianne. Pop over to her blog and wish her hb. It will make her day.
PPS. Everybody in Mister’s department at work got notification of being laid off within the month. Everybody but Mister. I’m hugely relieved, but am waiting for the other shoe to drop.