Somehow in the raising of children you oftentimes start traditions that you didn’t mean to start. Of course these traditions usually end up being a complete pain but heaven help you if you try to abandon them. Thus we ended up with the Annual Buying of the School Supplies. Think Running of the Bulls in Pamplona but with children, not bovines. And in Target, not Spain. Back when the kiddles were first starting out they went to a lovely little private school in Salt Lake City called Carden Memorial School. It was so wonderful and I am only now realizing what a blessing it was to attend there. The school was very picky about what products the students used so the cost of the school supplies was bundled into tuition and all we did was show up on the first day with nothing but a backpack. Everything else was provided. The notebooks were lovely little things imported from France and the crayons were some kind I’ve never seen before. It was all so nice.
But then we had too many kids and couldn’t afford tuition so off we went to a Charter School. This meant buying all the supplies ourselves. So off we went with six children under age ten to Target with four separate lists of products to buy. It was mayhem, to say the least. I was probably in tears by the time we left. But the kids had grand old time. And the next summer it had already been established as a tradition. Kids have this weird way of assuming that any activity they really like is now a tradition even if they’ve only done it once. And we sucker parents, eager to create as many magical traditions and memories as possible, completely give in. Every single time. How else do we explain naughty leprechaun shenanigans on St. Patrick’s Day, $20 tooth fairy gifts or making a fancy birthday poster every single year (am I right, Tiffany)? So now we find ourselves at Target every August, trying to navigate the bins of pencils and post-it notes. I’m so dreadfully jealous of the moms who buy those pre-made kits of all the proper school supplies that are tidily wrapped, waiting on their child’s desk the night of the Open House. I suggested those to my children last year and they were all writhing on the floor by the time I’d finished the question. How dare I suggest they not pick out their very own scissors!
So it looks like tomorrow night will be the magical night we head over to our
home away from home Target. I will commence to dig through the jillions of folders to find exactly the right ones (plastic, pockets, brads) in all five colors (“gosh dangit, how are the red ones gone already???”). I will explain to my children the nuances of a Pentel Hi-Polymer eraser vs. Pink Pearl (Pink Pearls are crap. I don’t care what the list from the school says), a pencil box vs. a pencil case. (“no, a box is much better. You can open it and see everything at once. With a soft case you have to constantly dig around inside. I know it doesn’t come in turquoise but you’ll thank me, I swear.”), and the debate which isn’t even worth debating: Crayola vs. Rose Art (spend the extra 10¢ and get Crayola for Pete’s Sake. Rose Art’s quality is an insult to humanity. I do prefer Prang watercolors to Crayola,though, truth be told.)
As someone who is not a teacher, I am flummoxed by the huge amount of dry-erase markers that are required. Why do they cost so much more than regular markers? It’s a pile of noxious chemicals. Just make more! And what’s so special about manila paper. Are you telling me that a ream of legal sized printer paper is not quite good enough?
Now that we’ve got older kids we have to do two big shopping trips. The elementary schoolers need everything by late summer or it will all be sold out. The older kids have to go to school before their teachers tell them what is needed. So we’ve got to scrounge around the leftovers during the first week of school hoping to find the elusive five-subject notebook. If you go to the school supply section in late August it looks like the bottled water aisle the day before a hurricane. There’s nothing there but a couple of Monster High folders and a pack of highlighters. Then we’re left to search for notebooks at places like Walgreen’s. And that just feels all wrong.
So I’m girding my loins and mentally preparing myself to run the gauntlet tomorrow evening. Pray for me.
4 thoughts on “School Supply Shopping or The Only Time I Hate Going to Target”
“Kids have this weird way of assuming that any activity they really like is now a tradition even if they’ve only done it once.”
I need to do the same thing this week. There shall definitely be girding of loins, especially as this will be my first foray into this particular part of public school life since it’s the first time both kids will be attending. And to make matters worse, I have one little (elementary) and one big (middle school), so my inaugural year will entail both the big trip for all the younger kid’s stuff and the desperate after-trip after the school year begins.
Ohhh, the humanity 🙂
ugh. We had our open house today and yesterday. Brutal. But at least all our supplies are safely nestled all snug in their desks…
Part of me wants to cry my lazy mornings and late bedtimes are coming to a screeching halt, and the other half wants to dance thinking about how quiet it’s going to be around here on Thursday. sigh. motherhood.
I, on the other hand, LOVE school supply shopping. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s the starting fresh thing: new markers, freshly sharpened pencils, clean notebooks…. But my kids’ school has a good budget I guess because the school (public!) provides all their school supplies. So for the last 3 years all I get to do is get them a new backpack. Such a letdown! Hey, how about you let me take your kids school supply shopping next year??